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Elvisreal!

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on May 19, 2012 - 4:45am

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Hai! Yah! I'm Black Ruth AKA Jackiline Sharon!  I'm from the Philippines and in the Philippines we say Mabuhay!  Everyone pease say Mabuhay!  Mabuhay! 

I have a dream! ....that no comedian will be judge on the size of their noses but by the content of their axx.  I have a dream,
...that no man will be judged based on the size of their ( direct to the midsection) shoes But by the content of their Char-act-ter!   I have a dream....that no woe-man will be judged based (direct to the chest region) on the size of their...Hair but by the content of their...minds.  

And Ass they say... mind over Mother!  In honor of my mother...I will make fun of my dad!  So he gets pun-ished!  So I came from a strict, serious and religious parents..   My mom's a serious Diva with an Attitude and my Father's a strict goofball Electrician.  I came from the family of Illuminutty!  We 
light up the Phillips Bulb and we are Ill! looney and nutty and naughty! My last name is Ill!  Yeah!  Rah!  Actually my fore fathers are foremen for the electric company and my oldest forefathers are good Fathers... In Fuct! They were Preists!  I love my Dad! Damn! He was a cheap!  Cheap I tell you!  One time my father told Us kids folk stories in the dark with a candle lite... Not because it fit the scary story but because my father did not pay the electric bill!  I said, "dad!  I hate the electric company!".My Father said (yell), " Don't you dare say anything wrong with the Electric Company!  We couldn't raise our family without the electricity!"  My Father's a post man - he used to hang by the post to do his job lighting streets and apparently -a service to The Great Provider!  And during Happy Hour with friends he used to say, "My Jokes are Easy and burden is Lights!"

My dad's family  lived in hunted houses by the way... Not because they were ghost hunters but because my grandma's cheap and the homes were free!  Low retro and Vi-Cente Low Pez are their names!  So as a child with a lisp I taunt my grandma, " Ish it twuu Grandma!  Dyou are Sheep?! " she goes..."Sheep?  Oh Cheap!  Yeash of course!  And I'm proud of it! I sent six kids to college while ur grandpa was paralyzed for 7 years! ". 

My dad took over my grandpa's job as an illuminati!  And daddie one amazingly religious man... He sent both his daughters to an Exclusive ( open scarf)  all Girls Catholic school and He went to church every other leap year on the dot!  And while we believed in Church and John the baptist.., My dad believed in Movies and John Wayne...I was supposed to be Richard Wayne for that matter!  "u keep rattling your mouth like that...You'll be pushing up daisies!...Make my    Day!"

My dad loves us so much in Fact my sister is named after two stars and my Father's Eyes!  Lucy Yvanni Ires! So when I was born my mother said,  "No Edward! You can't name my daughter after another porn star!" So I was called Jack instead!  Jedward and Ed Jack will  be my future sons one day!  

One thing My Father did is to keep holy the Sat-Your-Dei!  Apparently as we went to confessions... My dad Sat for happy hours with his Friends... It was a long confession.. About my mother.and yes!  He was really gay!  Lots of Happy hour from Friday to Sat Ur day!  he enjoyed it and so did his goof off friends...So my mother got pissed off!  ". I think your dad have chicks!  And I go, " Really mom?!! Can I see Em?". Well my dad loved animals ..he brought us puppies, rabbits, ducks, one time a goat...parakeets, a monkey for head lies and we did raise 40 chickens for pets!  So when my dad got home... I said, "Mom's upset...and don't bring home those Chickens!"  He had to run around the block a few times till my mother falls asleep.  " I saved His life like Jack Wayne! Run daddy Run! Or perhaps like Forest Gump!  " 

So next morning My Dad was walking like this ( Like a man with broken legs..."Ta...Nan...Ta... Nan..." My sister and I was debating if my dad fell off the post or my mom must have beaten him up over Chickens..Elaine from Seinfeld stole my dad's moves by the way!  

Jail House Rock
"Everybody lets rock... come on and do the Jail House Rock!" Well as you can see they had a Rocky marriage and daddie Jail Bird Sings about it!  "

My father was a religious man and as you can see he believed that Priestley  is the King!  And he goes...See Apple The King shits on the Thrown!  

Dyou ain't nothin but a hound dog!  Crying all the time... No u ain't never caught a record and dyou ain't no friend of mine!  That's my dad's way of teaching me how to handle my bullies!  Turn the other Cheeck!  

That's Elvis trying to toot in the thrown (echoe) that's where Elvis practiced while he suffers (Irritable Bow-El syndrome)  Chrones Disease is no joke!  Unless you can dance!  And it goes something like..,One for the money (shake scarf) ....Toot for the show( sash on the tush) ...Tree to get ready( wipe ass) and Four (shake the snake ) to go!  I sai Yo! yo!  Stepping on my blue swayed Shoes!  

Now and then there's a toot such as I over you!  See the Priestley struggled with the tooting disease!  Now we know why, "shaky... Shaky shaky....ahhhh! Ahhhh!  Aaaahh!! I'm gonna stick like glue.  Coz I'm stuck on You!"

Now we know why Elvis has TCB for a band!  Taking Care of Business!  Wiping all the time!  
And he was like my dad!  A mama's boy!  Remember GraceLand that's Elvis mom!   She wiped his Ass!  It was stuck like glue!  
Yeah! 

Lift a finger for last minute and flashlights for last 15.

Hai! Yah! I'm Black Ruth AKA Jackiline Sharon!  I'm from the Philippines and in the Philippines we say Mabuhay!  Everyone pease say Mabuhay!  Mabuhay! 

I have a dream! ....that no comedian will be judge on the size of their noses but by the content of their axx.  I have a dream,
...that no man will be judged based on the size of their ( direct to the midsection) shoes But by the content of their Char-act-ter!   I have a dream....that no woe-man will be judged based (direct to the chest region) on the size of their...Hair but by the content of their...minds.  

And Ass they say... mind over Mother!  In honor of my mother...I will make fun of my dad!  So he gets pun-ished!  So I came from a strict, serious and religious parents..   My mom's a serious Diva with an Attitude and my Father's a strict goofball Electrician.  I came from the family of Illuminutty!  We 
light up the Phillips Bulb and we are Ill! looney and nutty and naughty! My last name is Ill!  Yeah!  Rah!  Actually my fore fathers are foremen for the electric company and my oldest forefathers are good Fathers... In Fuct! They were Preists!  I love my Dad! Damn! He was a cheap!  Cheap I tell you!  One time my father told Us kids folk stories in the dark with a candle lite... Not because it fit the scary story but because my father did not pay the electric bill!  I said, "dad!  I hate the electric company!".My Father said (yell), " Don't you dare say anything wrong with the Electric Company!  We couldn't raise our family without the electricity!"  My Father's a post man - he used to hang by the post to do his job lighting streets and apparently -a service to The Great Provider!  And during Happy Hour with friends he used to say, "My Jokes are Easy and burden is Lights!"

My dad's family  lived in hunted houses by the way... Not because they were ghost hunters but because my grandma's cheap and the homes were free!  Low retro and Vi-Cente Low Pez are their names!  So as a child with a lisp I taunt my grandma, " Ish it twuu Grandma!  Dyou are Sheep?! " she goes..."Sheep?  Oh Cheap!  Yeash of course!  And I'm proud of it! I sent six kids to college while ur grandpa was paralyzed for 7 years! ". 

My dad took over my grandpa's job as an illuminati!  And daddie one amazingly religious man... He sent both his daughters to an Exclusive ( open scarf)  all Girls Catholic school and He went to church every other leap year on the dot!  And while we believed in Church and John the baptist.., My dad believed in Movies and John Wayne...I was supposed to be Richard Wayne for that matter!  "u keep rattling your mouth like that...You'll be pushing up daisies!...Make my    Day!"

My dad loves us so much in Fact my sister is named after two stars and my Father's Eyes!  Lucy Yvanni Ires! So when I was born my mother said,  "No Edward! You can't name my daughter after another porn star!" So I was called Jack instead!  Jedward and Ed Jack will  be my future sons one day!  

One thing My Father did is to keep holy the Sat-Your-Dei!  Apparently as we went to confessions... My dad Sat for happy hours with his Friends... It was a long confession.. About my mother.and yes!  He was really gay!  Lots of Happy hour from Friday to Sat Ur day!  he enjoyed it and so did his goof off friends...So my mother got pissed off!  ". I think your dad have chicks!  And I go, " Really mom?!! Can I see Em?". Well my dad loved animals ..he brought us puppies, rabbits, ducks, one time a goat...parakeets, a monkey for head lies and we did raise 40 chickens for pets!  So when my dad got home... I said, "Mom's upset...and don't bring home those Chickens!"  He had to run around the block a few times till my mother falls asleep.  " I saved His life like Jack Wayne! Run daddy Run! Or perhaps like Forest Gump!  " 

So next morning My Dad was walking like this ( Like a man with broken legs..."Ta...Nan...Ta... Nan..." My sister and I was debating if my dad fell off the post or my mom must have beaten him up over Chickens..Elaine from Seinfeld stole my dad's moves by the way!  

Jail House Rock
"Everybody lets rock... come on and do the Jail House Rock!" Well as you can see they had a Rocky marriage and daddie Jail Bird Sings about it!  "

My father was a religious man and as you can see he believed that Priestley  is the King!  And he goes...See Apple The King shits on the Thrown!  

Dyou ain't nothin but a hound dog!  Crying all the time... No u ain't never caught a record and dyou ain't no friend of mine!  That's my dad's way of teaching me how to handle my bullies!  Turn the other Cheeck!  

That's Elvis trying to toot in the thrown (echoe) that's where Elvis practiced while he suffers (Irritable Bow-El syndrome)  Chrones Disease is no joke!  Unless you can dance!  And it goes something like..,One for the money (shake scarf) ....Toot for the show( sash on the tush) ...Tree to get ready( wipe ass) and Four (shake the snake ) to go!  I sai Yo! yo!  Stepping on my blue swayed Shoes!  

Now and then there's a toot such as I over you!  See the Priestley struggled with the tooting disease!  Now we know why, "shaky... Shaky shaky....ahhhh! Ahhhh!  Aaaahh!! I'm gonna stick like glue.  Coz I'm stuck on You!"

Now we know why Elvis has TCB for a band!  Taking Care of Business!  Wiping all the time!  
And he was like my dad!  A mama's boy!  Remember GraceLand that's Elvis mom!   She wiped his Ass!  It was stuck like glue!  
Yeah! 

The mother worked the room!  She is the Kitchen!  She is The hall!  So in honor of all Moms who had to wipe booties...Start with Good Eve-Ning "El Visreal Darling!  I hope dyou sleep well tonight!"

And I end this quote,"Dear Daddy..You may not have been a good Catholic... But you sure made me gay for 19 years!  P.S. I love You!  I wanted so much to be just like You daddy!
Oh daddy! I want you back!   

And I end with this quote,"Dear Daddy..You may not have been a good Catholic... But you sure made me gay for 19 years!  P.S. I love You!  I wanted so much to be just like You daddy!
Oh daddy! I want you back!   

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