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BIDDING IS NOW OPEN ....

ObiWanCannoli's picture
on December 1, 2006 - 4:12am

FOR LUNCH WITH OBI!!!! I'm going to start the bidding at $5 Canadian (that's only like $4.30 you cheapos!) Lunch will be at Pizza Hut and hey, I'm NOT paying, it's Dutch FYI so bring extra cash with ya. The money I earn from selling myself for lunch will be directed to the charity of my choice which is now the Behnke Family car fund - yah my goofy daughter still drives around in a 1978 Chevy Impala! LOL!! For your money if you want I will sing you something over lunch - just don't ask me to sing YAL - I can't hit those high notes being as I don't have testicles to be kicked or squeezed in some painful fashion that could be of some assistance to me while I'm belting out my tune. However you will think that some poor animal has just been run over by a car and beg to put it out of it's misery. Have no fear, no ANIMALS whatsoever will be injured during the course of our lunch - well at least none that I have control over!! I could, however tell you a story or two during the course of lunch ... but then it would be a little uncomfortable sitting in Pizza Hut ... maybe we should just have lunch here at Chez McDonal and I'll order a pizza ...

Heh heh ....

Josh? You comin' or what?? Don't be a jerk to me, you're already in hot water ...

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