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Trying to improve my prestige?? Haha!

ObiWanCannoli's picture
on March 11, 2007 - 6:41am

So here's what the "assessment" says about me: Is 'asessment ' spelled correctly?? asessment assessment - I think it looks better with one 's' at the beginning. I could look it up but I'm too lazy. Okay I looked it up and it's assessment. *sigh*

You have always longed for tenderness, love and a sensitivity of feeling into which you would like to blend. You are a very gentle warm person and responsive to 'All things bright and beautiful'. This personifies a caring person, a person who 'needs' and indeed 'needs to be needed'.

You are trying to improve your position and prestige - be it in your life or in your workplace. Things are, at this time, OK - but they could be better. You feel that it is essential that you break down any opposition that could possibly lurk in the shadows. You know that you are quite capable of achieving this set goal because you have to and because it is essential to your self esteem.

At times all of us would like to be like the ostrich - to be able to bury our heads in the sand and let the rest of the world go by, but unfortunately you can't do just that - you have to face up to reality. A little peace and quiet would be most acceptable at this time but if only one could turn a blind eye to the problems of the day! Tomorrow is another day and who knows, it could be 'today' (not tomorrow) that could be the first day of the rest of your life!

Presently, you are experiencing stress because of restriction on your independence. You need and seek respect from other people and it is essential that they appreciate you for yourself and not for what they would like you to be. You have your own beliefs and convictions and you would like to be respected for them. You are anxious to avail yourself of every opportunity that may come your way but nevertheless, come what may, you have the need to control your own destiny without imposed limitations or restrictions.

You wish to be left in peace... no more conflict and no more differences of opinion. In fact you just don't want to be involved in arguments of any shape or form. All you want is for 'them' to get on with it - and to leave you alone.

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I want to be left alone? Since when? Hahahahahaha! Oh right, since today -- duh! But really -- is this 'assessment' really me? Dunno? Trying to improve my prestige? Not so much - trying to improve my financial situation sure but prestige?? What's that gonna get me - except a nastygram from Wyatt heh heh ... God I love him, Wyatt can I be YOUR stalker? JUST KIDDING YOU GOOF! I don't 'stalk' anyone -- not even Josh. Hell if I was a stalker I would have been camped by his bus @ 8AM Saturday morning of the concert and NO ONE would have gotten me to move. Wow, I really got off the subject didn't I? Typical ... so anyway ... I wish I could be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand?? Sometimes so yeah, that's true. Things could be better? Wow - this thing is like your astrological horoscope - so vague that it could be about anyone in the world and when you read it you say "yeah, hey, that's me! this thing MUST be right!" For the record I don't believe in horoscopes either. John Stossel (ever listen to him on ABC TV? You should, he's fab!) did a special on horoscopes and what he did was he took 10 random people (the details at this point are fuzzy so forgive for any inaccuracies) and individually showed them their "horoscope" that he'd just made up with random thoughts off the top of his head. For some people they said it was DEAD ON BALLS ACCURATE and some said no. It's the same with any horoscope so therefore I don't believe in it. You know, here's my thought (I know you're sitting there on the edge of your seat with bated breath just waiting for it ... *giggle*) life is life - mostly it's random - luck of the cards - sure you choose your destiny by the decisions in your life that you make and certainly you get out of it what you put into it but for the most part no one can tell you what's going to happen tomorrow because say you have two choices - you're going to the store and you could go the way you always go which is a straight shot OR you could go a slightly different way this time just because so you take the different way and now you've avoided a horrific accident that would have happened had you gone the other way - it's a 'fate' of sorts and now you've changed the course of your history. How can a horoscope accurately predict that? It could have gone either way. Read the horoscopes of other people and see how much of it applies to you. Hahahahaha! Yeah, someone's making big bucks on your hopes and dreams. Have you ever read the horoscopes in The ONION? OMFG they are hysterical! CHECK IT OUT:

Aries March 21 - April 19

Remember: While faith can move mountains, only religion is capable of making you feel guilty for doing so.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

Others may claim you to be a contrarian, they may accuse you of being a knee-jerk naysayer, of disputing popular opinion for the sake of disputing popular opinion–but then you really couldn't disagree with them more.

Gemini May 21 - June 21

In a tragic twist of fate, you'll be overwhelmed this week by both a sense of fear and a pack of wolves.

Cancer June 22 - July 22

You believe there to be only two types of people in the world, those who dismiss your opinions as intensely ignorant and drunk Irishmen.

Leo July 23 - August 22

The stars predict the beginning of a lifelong romance this week, which just goes to show you how wrong the stars can sometimes be.

Virgo August 23 - September 22

You'll be confronted by feelings of anger, disgust, and complete disbelief after taking a trip to the Holocaust Museum bathroom.

Libra September 23 - October 23

Scientists around the world will come to praise you as a true trailblazer in the field of Incorrect Particle Physics.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21

You'll soon learn that, while the truth can sometimes set you free, other times it can send you to prison for murdering your parents.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

The sudden rise in mood swings, wild food cravings, and rapid head-to-toe hair-growth can only mean one thing: It's that time of the lunar cycle again!

Capricorn December 22 - January 19

Unfortunately for you, there's no adage about how to actually dispose of the baby after the bathwater.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Your willingness to die for what you believe in may seem naïve, but someone has to stand up to people who think Ray Combs was the best host of Family Feud.

Pisces February 19 - March 20

Though you've always been the sort of guy to act first and think later, many will soon come to know you as a rather cautious and calculating woman.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Soooooooo does it fit???

In case you'd like to try the color test to determine your mood here's the link: http://www.paulgoldinresearch.com/cg/index.htm

Let me know how you do!

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