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Ok Groban, got a bone to pick with you ...

ObiWanCannoli's picture
on August 26, 2007 - 9:41am

What was up with dangling the cuffs on the stage there last night buddy? Hmmmm?? I guess you DO want me banned doncha? LOL Oh that was mean, terrible and mean! Then talking about riding things? Oh you're bad. I think I'm gonna have my own contest to win a chance to meet me and I want you to send me your best joke ... don't bother with the peanut one, I've heard it and it's not that funny. Now the 'nuts are complimentary' one was funny - once I actually got it but until then I just kind of sat there with a blank stare. Hey! None of that blonde joke stuff now ... be respectful of your elders -- dang did I just say that? Well I could also say obey your elders and that would make me happy. Okay we'll go with that. Sooooooo anyway ... what the eff was wrong with MY jokes that I didn't win, hmmm? I can't believe the 'captain's log' joke won NO OFFENSE ANDREA!!!!!!!! but dang! Okay we'll get off the joke subject because it's a moot point at this stage of the game! Hey, did I read somewhere that someone wanted to sue WB over this joke contest? OMG that's just crazy! They don't have to have contests in the first place and so what if HRH changes the rules in the middle of the game, haven't you ever played a game when you did that? Like Battleship? Hahahahaha! He IS HRH after all! Well I'm disappointed that I haven't won anything in the last 3 years I've been here (ANYTHING!!!) and I have this crazy feeling that I won't be winning anything in the future either but I don't care. What's the point of getting angry about it? What's that gonna get me? YOU'LL feel sorry for me and that's as far as it's gonna go! Sooo anyway hotstuff ... you and I gotta talk about this handcuff deal you had going on last night. I think you are mean - dangle those puppies in my face and then Wyatt gets all up in my kool-aid if I mention anything about it. YIKES!!! Mean, I'm telling ya ... just mean. BTW you look great with them in your hands at least ...


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