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My horoscope with my comments.....

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on October 1, 2007 - 8:46pm


..> Monthly career (by
On the 1st, you could be feeling antsy. ( HAVE BEEN FOR MONTHS) If you look more closely at this feeling, you could see where its coming from:(MYSELF, DUH) You want to get ahead faster.(WHO DOESN'T) You want more responsibility sooner.( NOT) You want action when it comes to your work, and you want it now.( I AM BUSY ENOUGH) Rather than swallowing this frustration and letting the stress eat away at you from the inside, go to the gym.(BUT THEN WHAT???) In so doing, you'll release destructive frustration and also generate just the endorphins you need to come up with a few ways to surmount your current obstacles. Then eat a good dinner and go to sleep early.( SOUNDS LIKE A LIFE) On the 5th and 6th, you and your boss could have a struggle to determine who's the biggest ape in the room.( OK, I DID SHAVE THIS MORNING, SO I LOOK LIKE NO APE AT ALL) Sure, they're the boss, but that doesn't mean they get to be obnoxious about it.( BUT CAN I BE?) And you need to fight for your rights.( TO PAR-TAY) On the 11th, your work routine finally feels fun.( YEAH, RIGHT) Did you take on some extra responsibilities?( I ALWAYS DO) You're feeling grounded at work on the 17th and 18th. Take advantage of this feeling to make a change or two.( OR 3, OR 4, OR 5) On the 24th, be conservative with your purchases,( I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY ANYTHING, IS THAT CONSERVITIVE ENOUGH?) and on the 28th, send a couple of important emails early in the day.( OR WHAT WILL HAPPEN?) On the 31st, be nice, no matter how irritating someone you work with may be. ( IS THAT WHEN ALL THE IRRITATING PEOPLE COME OUT? IS THAT NATIONAL IRRITATING PEOPLE DAY?)
Daily couples love (by
Relationships can turn your world topsy-turvy,( DON'T I KNOW IT) which is simultaneously beneficial and challenging. There are so many ideas crackling between you and your sweetie that you almost don't know what to focus on first. ( I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM FOCUSING ON FIRST....LIKE MEETING HIM FIRST,,,IF THAT EVER HAPPENS)-
Daily flirt (by
Sit that one friend or roommate down, and tell them what time it is. ( DON''T THEY HAVE THEIR OWN WATCH) It won't be easy for either of you at first, but you'll be amazed at how quickly they open up and how sweetly it all comes together in the end. -( THE BIG HAND THAT IS ON THE TWELVE MEANS .....)
Weekly romance (by
Make Monday more about sharing (your feelings, your time off, your ideas) than planning. ( I GUESS THAT MEANS TODAY) Let romance run its own course now.( I DON'T HAVE MUCH A CHOICE HERE) The stars favor being more proactive in the love department from sometime Tuesday through Thursday.( IS THAT WHEN BARNEY SHOWS ARE ON?) Dust off those sweet goals, shine up your heart's wishes and open up about it all.( HMMMMM....) Bonus: Questions you ask now are likely to bring splendid responses! ( SO BARNEY, HOW BIG IS IT?) Beware of that stubborn streak of yours around Friday and Saturday.( ME STUBBORN????? WHO WOULD THINK THAT?) An open mind gets you way further, faster. On Sunday, you're just plain hot. -( OH YEAHHHHHHHH)
Monthly romance (by
The 1st is a good day to communicate what's on your mind and what's in your heart.(THAT WOULD BE TODAY) Actually, every day is a good day to communicate. After all, communication is the only way to let the folks around you know what's up with you.( I KNOW, I AM TRYING) It's also an excellent way for you to get to the bottom of how you really, truly feel.( I ALREADY KNOW BUT JUST DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT OUT LOUD) But if you haven't been communicating, the 1st is a day you absolutely positively have got to get down to it.( OR WHAT WILL HAPPEN???) This month is full of transitions, and the more you talk, the better prepared you'll be for any romance that comes your way in the midst of all the changes.( OR THE MORE CRAZIER I SOUND AND SCARE OFF THE POOR GUY) On the 4th, 5th and 6th, you could get caught in a little power struggle with someone who wants to go out with you.( I AM SORRY BARNEY, NOT INTERESTED) What do you make of that? ( I DON'T MAKE ANYTHING WITH BARNEY) It's rather early for power struggles, no? ( DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR DOING) Talk about it. ( I DON'T KISS AND TELL) On the 12th and 13th, serious commitment -- and what it means to you -- is on your mind. ( YES, I SOMETIMES FEEL I NEED TO BE COMMITTED) Why not talk about it with a good friend? ( I DO ALL THE TIME) On the 19th and 20th, somebody is acting weird.( SURE ITS NOT ME?) Do they like you? ( YES, I LIKE MYSELF ALOT) They very well might.( I SAID I DO, DO YOU LISTEN?) Talk about it! ( IS THAT NECESSARY?) By the 25th and 26th, you're totally ready for the very romantic couple of days that are ready for you.( BEEN READY FOR A VERY LONG TIME) Talk about it some more! ( SHEESH, I MAY GET TIRED OF HEARING MYSELF TALK) On the 31st, end the month with a brand-new romantic attachment. Exciting! ( DEPENDS ON WHERE IT IS ATTACHED TO?)

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