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Just looking back at our Groban Christmas

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on November 8, 2007 - 8:39am

wow, was looking through my old posts and came across some songs I did last year for Christmas time....... man, I am strange.lol I must say I am working on some new ones this year..... some of them off of NOEL...... lololol....what can I say, i did have too much egg nogg I suppose. Here are the ones from last year.......

Your beginning to look a lot like a Grobanite

Everywhere you go;

Take a look at your self, and whats on your shelf

With tons of pics, and pixi sticks for show

Your beginning to look a lot like A Grobanite,

Grobans picture as your groom

But the prettiest sight to see is the Josh Groban CD

In your own bedroom

A pair of llama PJ's and a few CJ's

and a picture of our friend Wyatt;

Dolls that will sing and show us everything

In the hopes it won't cause a riot;

And Hogs and children will roll their eyes for when the tour starts again.

Your beginning to look a lot like a Grobanite

Everywhere you go;

There's a poster over your bed, and you can't get him out of your head,

As you impatiently wait for him to show.

Your beginning to look a lot like A Grobanite;

Soon the Chaos will start,

And the thing that will make us Ring is the when Josh Groban sing's

Right within your heart.

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Groban Wonderland

Josh Groban sings

are you listening

to his voice

That we're all missing

A beautiful sound

as we hit the ground

walking in a Groban wonderland

Gone away is the front row

Here to stay is the back row

He sings a love song

as we scream right along

walking in a Groban wonderland

In our homes we can build ourselves a Groban

Then pretend it is Groban himself

He'll say : Are you married?

we'll say: Heck no

But you can do the job

while your on my shelf

Later on

I won't tell you

what we dream about his shoe

His face is very afraid

about the plans that we've made

walking in a Groban wonderland

In the car, we scream out Groban

and pretend that he is next to us

We'll have lots of fun with Mr Groban

but only after the kids gets on the school bus

When he sings

ain't it thrilling

through our hearts, hes a killing

we'll post and play

the Groban way

walking in a Groban wonderland

walking in a Groban wonderland

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The Groban's song

Your a sneaky one, Mr Groban

I can almost see you smurk

You log on so quietly, you drive us all bizzerk, Mr Groban

Your a FOJG friend who likes to lurk

You're so clever, Mr Groban

we don't know when your ever around

Your brain is filled with usernames, you never make a sound, Mr Groban

If we knew who you were, we'd all hit the ground

Your forgetful, Mr Groban

trying to remember your password at night

You have the long term memory of a Love sick Grobanite, Mr Groban

Given a choice between the two of us to remember, I bet the love sick Grobanite.

Your're a teaser, Mr Groban

Your the king of our unusal thoughts

You pose in some great pictures, that makes us swoon alot, Mr Groban

You're one classy dude with a killer smile, that just happens to make too many women hot

You amaze me, Mr Groban

no postings for so long

but we know your busy with your time and schedule, while promoting all the new songs, Mr Groban

Your voice is a bunch of appealing sounds overflowing with the most graceful

assortments of beautiful words, making us all want to wear A Thong

I think your scared, Mr Groban

of the things we post on the boards

We know your heart is still wide open, your words still makes us all floored, Mr Groban

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

"You, are, adored"

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The Grobie song

Grobanites posting on the message boards

Josh Groban lurking when he can

Brand new songs being sung, that we all so adore

as Grobies stare at this talented young man

Every body knows Josh Groban

really has a life

so we all know he won't post too often here

Many women, with their thoughts, of being his future wife

make their hogs down a whole case of beer

They know that Grobans on his way

he has given us brand new songs

and a new tour, crap, I can't wait

And every husband I know, is going to spy

to see if their women are really swooning over this guy

And so I'm sticking to what I know best

by posting in every thread I find

Although it's been said

many times, well, you know the rest

Josh Groban is one heck of a guy

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There goes Josh Groban

There goes Josh Groban

There goes Josh Groban

Right down Grobania Lane

Brian and Wyatt and all their stalkers

are making him insane

Grobies posting, some are boasting

All is strange and weird

They stare at his picture, sit on cubes

so Josh Groban is running in fear

There goes Josh Groban

There goes Josh Groban

Right down Grobania Lane

He's got a concert to attend to

to satisfy the groupies again

hear those llamas go mroof mroof

What an abnormal sight

He jumps in his bed, screams off his head

cause Josh Groban is running tonight

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I saw mommy kissing a picture

I saw mommy kissing a picture

on her computer screen last night

She didn't think I saw

the drool come out of her jaw

She thought that I was playing

in my room and having a ball

Then, I heard mommy scream Josh Grobans name

Underneath the desk in such a strange mood

Oh, what a heck it would have been

if daddy hadn't been drinking so much Gin

and saw mommy kissing a pic of some dude

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Josh the Scruffman

Josh the Scruff man, is a handsome young stud

With golden pipes that every one knows

and so many women going thud

Josh the scruff man had a hairy face they say

He sometimes shaved what the women craved

but the stubble always grew back that day

There must have been some magic in the

old razor the Grobies found

For when they tried to place it on his face

Groban was no where to be found

Oh, Josh the scruff man

was AWAKE as he could be

And the women knew that, he could

post and chat, just the same as you and me

Thuddy thud thud

Thuddy thud Thud

Look at Groban go

Thuddy thud thud

Thuddy thud thud

Watching his stubble grow

Josh the scruff man knew

the women were hot that day

So he said " Behave,

or I might have to shave

before you right click, and save"

Down to the studio

with a CD in his hand,

running through a tube all

around a cube saying,

"Shave me if you can."

He led them down the streets of LA

right to his mom and dad

and he only paused a moment when

he realized teasing them makes them even more glad

For Josh the Scruff man

had to hurry on his way

But he waved to his buds saying

"don't you thud,

" cause I will be shaving again some day."

Thuddy thud thud

Thuddy thud thud

Look at Groban go

Thuddy thud thud

Thuddy thud thud

Watching his stubble grow!!!!
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Groban, Lurking
his sanity slowly falling
he is calling
But only from a distance

He was so sane not so long ago
But one by one we all made him throw up

When it seems he wanted to slip away
we kept on begging him to post before Christmas day

Believe in that Grobans lurking
hear the melody, so we know he is working
Theres no time to waste
We must shove his new cd in your face

Believe in that he is AWAKE
leave him alone for goodness sake
you might even hear him plead
if you don't believe

Threads moving quickly, some get posted twice
fans are restless, and finding it hard to act nice
eyes go staring at his handsome face
Trusting he once was, now has to carry mase

When it seems that we have scared him away
we still keep on begging him to stay

Believe in that Grobans lurking
hear the melody, so we know he is working
Theres no time to waste
we must shove his new cd in your face

Believe in that he is AWAKE
leave him alone for goodness sake
You might even hear him plead
if you don't believe

If you don't believe
If you don't believe

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