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on August 12, 2008 - 6:24pm

been up since 3 am , mostly cause of work, but very tired at this hour none the less. So, won't write too much other than to share a joke a got from a dear friend.....forgive me, the naughty humor in me comes out from time to time.........lOLOLOL.........Hole in One takes on a whole new meaning......lolol! Have a great night everyone and keep smiling at the world!

~Peace and Love to all~

~you are Loved~

"The Lady Golfer"

Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morninground of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one ofthe lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It was notquite the same without him.A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard theremaining three talking about their golf round in the break room.Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team incollege and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?"The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant. Not one ofthem wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally oneman said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early at6:30 am. He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage herimmediately.The woman said this might be a problem and asked if she could possiblybe up to 15 minutes late.They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay.She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45."She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all three of them with an eye-opening two-under par round. She was a fun and pleasantperson the entire round.The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse, they congratulated herand happily invited her back the next week.She smiled and said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only thistime, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to beat them with an even par round despite playing with her off-hand.By now the guys were very amazed, but wondered if she was just tryingto make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They could not figure her out. She was again very pleasant and did not seem to be showing them up, but each man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!In the third week, they all had their game faces on. However, this week she was 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because eachwas determined to play the best round of golf of his life to beat her.As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty gamesmanship on her part. Finally, she showed up. This week the lady lawyer played right-handed, which was a good thing since she narrowlybeat all three of them. However, she was so gracious and socomplimentary of their strong play that it was hard to keep a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!Back in the clubhouse, she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability. They had a couple of beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen up. Finally, one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked her directly, "How do you decide if you are going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"The lady blushed and grinned. She said, "That is easy. When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have alwayshad fun switching back and forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I discovered he always sleeps in the nude.From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in themorning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his"you-know-what" was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed andif it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back,"But what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"She said, "Then I am fifteen minutes late."

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