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A Letter to Josh

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on December 8, 2008 - 8:19pm

Hey Josh,
I don't get it- I thought you *liked* us! Sure, we Grobanites are a little wacky to the extreme sometimes but hey, our enthusiasm is infectious and our hearts are in the right place! So, why are you trying to murder us en masse with photo shoots of utter gorgeousness? Have mercy! We're only mortal females for heaven's sake!

One barely living Grobanite

(PS For those of you who haven't run across them yet, there is a new photo shoot from a hotel somewhere. Be warned: it turned this normally icy tomboy into a quivering pile of girly goo despite the football game I was watching. Come to think of it, I don't even know wat quarter the game is in anymore let alone what the score is. My mind is *gone*- probably subconsciously pondering the divine mysteries of European photo shoots.)

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