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ENTRY: TAKE II - THE CASE OF THE SUICIDAL STICK OF MARGARINE PART TWO

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on December 28, 2008 - 11:04am

Yeah I started my journal entry a while ago and then got distracted cleaning my bathroom and bedroom. What an ordeal. The bathroom is pure white - white tiles - everything and the cat fur sticks to it like glue. You sweep and Swiffer and just when you think it's clean - dun dun dun! More cat hair! Ugh! So anyway, Allie and Emma were on my bed watching Peter Pan - or so I thought, I peek in the room and they are destroying everything. Oh yay. More stuff to clean woohoo. God I love to clean stuff -- NOT! Okay so I was saying that I thought it was safe to go into the fridge to get my lemon juice for my tea - the suicidal margarine stick seemed okay for a while and then BAM! It fell out onto the floor at my feet again. Once it even landed with the cut side down and stuck to the floor sticking straight up! Poor thing. I just wonder if it's got some sort of seasonal depression now that the holidays are here. It knows I'm going to use it to bake cookies or something - put on potatoes or whatever. I'll have to talk to it and see if I can help. I thought we were well past that ... apparently not. So yesterday it was 60 degrees here and today it's half that. WTF? Am I living in the Twilight Zone or what? Soooo it finally happened!!! I went to CNN.com today and found this headline:

Man shoots talker at movies

(CNN) -- A man angry that a family was talking during a movie threw popcorn at the son and then shot the father in the arm, according to police in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

It was bound to happen was it not? Do people not know to STFU during a movie? I mean if you're at home then talk away - cuz if you're at my home and I want to see a movie I'll just punch you - but in a theatre ... grrrrr! How about because I paid for the movie too you just have some respect and BE QUIET!!!!! I'd never go so far as to shoot anyone - mainly because I don't own a gun - but the point is ... ummm it was bound to happen one of these days.

So do this:

Go to www.google.com and type in the search box ... Find Chuck Norris just like that and then click on I'M FEELING LUCKY and see what comes up.

post here and tell me what you find!!!!!

So wow, I actually finished the entry even though I did take the time to go give Emma a bath, slather her in lilac lotion, and dress her!!! I get distracted easily ... wow, is that something shiny!!!!!

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