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Funeral

EstherT1's picture
on May 22, 2012 - 4:24am

Ever wonder why it's Come I die? Ever wonder what it would be like to be at your Fun-er-al one day....Perhaps it's why we go to Stand up comedy.

I wish I have a dick by - Black Ruth
I'll be writing a skit about how it feels to be born without a dick...Ever been called a dick before? Thank God you have one...some of us are born without them. A dick is a dick...no matter how small...A cock proudly let's out a loud cocking even when it's dick is small...I think we have to accept people for who they are entirely than judge them on how big or small...Perhaps it's limp or it's super big...who cares as long as one has a dick...

Women's breast may grow in size...It may have milk or not at all...but when you look at Hershey's kisses then you realize...it's really inspired by Asian Nipples...White chocolate nipples should really be strawberry flavoured to give white women a taste of their own nipples. The dark chocolate ones are definitely black nipples...100% Coco but don't be fooled all have milk in them too.

Ohh! I wish I have a dick be it small in size or big.
A limpy one would be just nice...
who needs a hard on...
All day long?
I guess life has great humour...
No one wants a dick for tumour...
And since I can't grow one at all...
I guess a borrowed one is better than none at all...

Ja-SH

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