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Professors say the darndest things

vijaykumar's picture
on November 5, 2005 - 3:05pm

In a major scale the pattern is whole step whole step half step whole step whole step whole step half step. It's very easy to remember: Wwhwwwh!

Ew. Math. Pfft. I spit upon it.

I'm not threatening your womanhood. I accept it. In fact, I'm pretty happy about it.

Don't do that, you ugly old man.

You Americans and your letters-in-the-right-order crap.

You don't think of mist as being loud. Mist is almost always quiet.

What's forty-five less three? Forty-two. The answer to life, the universe, and everything!

Amen, Sister! Keep preaching! I've never heard such groveling! Say more.

That's why we do it. Not because we hate you. We hate you as well, but we have other ways of expressing that.

Blah blah blah music theory blah blah--OH, what shall I have for tea tonight?

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